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　　加菲貓精彩語(yǔ)錄

　　熱愛睡覺、美食、電視和美女的加菲貓，每天拖著胖胖贅肉，腦筋飛轉(zhuǎn)地對(duì)待主人、主人的女朋友.、歐第、同伴和死敵，還會(huì)時(shí)不時(shí)傲慢而慵懶的幽你一默，看看他的生活，有沒有你自己的影子。

　　I hate Mondays. 我討厭星期一。(夢(mèng)魘日的開始)

　　Poky，cover me. I’m going in. 波基，掩護(hù)我。我要行動(dòng)了。(老板問起，就說我見客戶去了。)

　　Trying to avoid your duties，huh? 竟然想逃避責(zé)任。(錯(cuò)過大單子，被老板K。)

　　I make a point to get it good everyday. 我每天都是吃不了兜著走的。(再錯(cuò)過大單子，小心我讓你吃不了兜著走。)

　　How shall I outwit you this time? 我這回該怎么戲弄你呢?(老板怎么了，照樣有辦法對(duì)付你。)

　　It's a liver flavored. 這可是豬肝口味呀。(你家貓兒子最喜歡吃什么呀?)

　　That's even nicer.! 那個(gè)更是不錯(cuò)!(我家貓兒子更喜歡Pizza。)

　　Jump back. Kiss myself. 搞定。真佩服我自己。(每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該相信自己。)

　　She is some beautiful. 她真漂亮。(這位MM是新同事?名花有主否?)

　　Uh， Mr. Pathetic， you've had a crush on her since high school. 可憐蟲先生，你從高中開始就被她迷得神魂顛倒了。(我癡心不改。)

　　Would you please ask her out so she can reject you， and we can get on with me life?你能不能把他約出來，好讓她直截了當(dāng)?shù)鼐芙^你，然后咱們繼續(xù)自己的生活?(是時(shí)候行動(dòng)了。)

　　家務(wù)哲學(xué)趣談

　　Philosophy of House Cleaning

　　I don't do windows because..

　　I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

　　我不檫窗戶，是因?yàn)?/p>

　　我是一個(gè)愛鳥之人，不希望任何一只鳥兒撞上干凈透明的窗戶而受傷。

　　I don't wax floors because...

　　I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'llfeel terrible(plus they may sue me)

　　我不給地板打蠟，是因?yàn)?/p>

　　我擔(dān)心客人會(huì)因此滑到而傷筋動(dòng)骨，那樣的話我會(huì)感到內(nèi)疚(更何況他們還可能因此起訴我)。

　　I don't mind the dust bunnies because..

　　They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree everything I say.

　　我不會(huì)嫌棄全身臟兮兮的兔子，是因?yàn)?/p>

　　它們是人類很好的伙伴。我?guī)缀踅o每只兔子都起了名字，它們對(duì)我所說的一切都深信不疑。

　　I don't disturb cobwebs because..

　　I want every creature to have a home of their own.

　　我不會(huì)去清理墻角的蜘蛛網(wǎng)，因?yàn)?/p>

　　我希望每一個(gè)生靈都有自己的家。

　　I don't du Spring Clean because

　　I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

　　我不做“春季大掃除”因?yàn)?/p>

　　我熱愛每一個(gè)季節(jié)，我不希望其它的季節(jié)覺得我厚此薄彼。

　　I don't pull weeds in the garden because...

　　I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

　　我不會(huì)去鏟除花園中的野草，因?yàn)?/p>

　　我不想礙上帝的事----他是個(gè)完美的設(shè)計(jì)師。

　　I don't put things away because...

　　I will never be able to find them again.

　　我不會(huì)去收拾東西，因?yàn)?/p>

　　我會(huì)永遠(yuǎn)找不到。

　　I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because...

　　I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

　　招待客人時(shí)，我不會(huì)去準(zhǔn)備什么美味的佳肴，因?yàn)?/p>

　　我不希望客人們?cè)诨卣?qǐng)我時(shí)過于重視事物。

　　I don't iron because....

　　I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

　　我從不燙衣服，因?yàn)?/p>

　　我愿意相信衣服標(biāo)簽上說的------終身免燙。

　　I don't stress much on anything because ...

　　"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkle up crusty old woman!!!

　　我不對(duì)任何事情過分要求，因?yàn)?/p>

　　凡是追求完美的人都太辛苦，往往不能長(zhǎng)壽。我寧可一直這么平庸地活者，直到變成一個(gè)滿臉皺紋，脾氣暴躁的老太太。